The best thing I have heard all day!

Me: But how do we renew the fire?
Zack: We will baby.
Me: But how?
Zack: The fire never died so yeah.
Me: It may not have died but it weakened.
Zack: So it is always easier to make a fire strong but extremely hard to build one after it is dead.

I’M SORRY MY PRADA IS AT THE CLEANERS. Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

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About me? Hmm let's see. I'm a 22 year old guy and this is my blog. I happen to be happily taken with a girl that is not only my girlfriend, but is also someone I consider to be one of my best friends. <3

I queue a lot of my posts so it's hard to tell when I'm here, but if you have any questions feel free to ask.

Also check out my girlfriends blog here.

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